March 2012
I Hope Rick Santorum Gets A New Hairstyle From...
February 2012
“I will stab u”
– Little Bro left me a heartwarming note on my desk.
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zachm replied to your photo: I am in love with these women.
Saw this and did a spit take and now there’s Diet Coke on my desk so thanks bro
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My elderly coworker is trying to convince me to order two lunches and then pretend its a mistake when the food comes and be all like, “Ohhh looks like they gave us an extra, oh well, I’ll just take that off everybody’s hands!”
I mean I guess she’s pretty smart because I love this restaurant and hey, two free lunches.
(The boss also got us all Starbucks today,...
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The best thing.
Every morning I leave the house before 8 and lately I haven’t been home until 10 or 11PM. And every single night Jacob and Tory are right at the door waiting for me when I come home.
I know its because they hear the garage door and they know that I am the Food-Bringer, but it still somehow makes everything wonderful. Seeing their dumb little cat faces looking up at me with their giant...
“You do realize that you throw so many paper clips at me that people come into...”
– Little bro unfortunately speaks the truth.
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zachm replied to your photoset: Someone cleared out the caffeinated Diet Coke from…
AWWW HELL NAW!
You know I made that face just for you, bb.
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Guys I haven't seen Kate in over two weeks and we...
KATE I MISS YOU
I LOVE YOU
BABY COME BACK
parliament-of-owls:
actoremergency replied to your post: i thought i heard a cat in pain in the apartment…
I read the first eight words and almost had a heart attack. Then I realized you weren’t even in our house and now I’m okay. DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT KATE!
never fear! if i heard distressed cat noises at our house i’d be all over that shit… & then i’d probably discover it was just...
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Having a seam ripper in my purse isn't odd. Having...
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I love costuming so much I don't even care that I...
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HURRY NOW THERE ISN'T ANY TIME
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I work next to a Walgreens. Naturally I am now friends with all the ladies who work at Walgreens.
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Today:
8 to 3:30 - Work
3:30 to 11 - Costumes
Because fuck the laundry and grocery shopping and cleaning that I haven’t had a chance to do for two weeks.
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henderlyvsherself replied to your post: Once again, bitches are yelling at me over the phone.
I’m sorry people are being poo-faces today.
It happens every single day. I understand that family law matters are extremely stressful for those involved, however I don’t get why they feel they have to take their anger out on a stranger over the phone who has nothing to do with anything...
This constant flow of angry people calling here is slowly destroying me.
Once again, bitches are yelling at me over the...
How do people not understand that I’m not their attorney? I am paid to transfer the calls where they need to go. I am not a message service. You either leave a voice mail or you don’t, and if you don’t, I’m not telling anybody you called.
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